When you have an ASStounding THERAPIST
It's pretty hard to focus on work from home when you have that thing between your legs
When you have no one else...
And we have a perfect pussy
When you don’t have a valentin’s date
When you have a fat booty 🍑
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
When You Have Slut Older Sister
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
Sometimes you just gotta appreciate what you have between your legs.
When you have a lot to give
Who needs a husband when you have a son
...and while you have a hungover wank
When you wake up and she's between your legs.