i don`t have a dick :(
When you just have to get inside her
When you need to cum but you have little time
When you have the whole place to yourself...
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
When you never have to buy milk again
When you have the house to yourself
When you have to pause the game
When shes invites you in, you have to deliver
Sometimes you have to cheer yourself on. Booty clap
It’s not the same when you have to spank yourself
When you have to lube up to your wrist.
when you have dumplings for boobs
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆