When you never have to buy milk again
When you share a room, you don't always have time to undress.
When you see it you just have to suck it
"Have you seen your sister?"
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
When you have to keep your room quiet, don't wake up
When you have an ASStounding THERAPIST
Monogamy is optional when you have a pussy.
When you have a pussy between your legs and a healthy libido, you will eventually have multiple sexual partners overlapping.
when you have dumplings for boobs
If you have a pussy between your legs, monogamy doesn't apply to you.
Sometimes you just have to take a moment and enjoy your titties!
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
When you don't have anyone to share your double dildo with so you have to DP yourself instead