Why watch the ball drop when you can watch me drop to your balls?!
why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom instead
"I told you girls that Chad is a stud. Don't waste your time dating my pathetic son"
Why is your cock not in my ass?
19 wondering if I can waste your time tonight
The biggest cock in the room
I'll eat your meat and you can have my puddin'.
Why choke the chicken when you can choke the woman?
The biggest
Why have one cumslut when you could have two?
The biggest cock she's tried
Why waste cum? When you can lick it all?
Why unbutton when you can
Mommy just loves teasing you and your worthless cock.
