When you have the house to yourself
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆
Why get one when you can get two !
Why She Spends So Long in the Bathroom
In the bathroom
Why Emo, when you can Slow-Mo with a GoPro?
Finger yourself as soon as you wake up.
Can you watch the whole thing?
Can you see yourself joining in?
When you can’t help yourself in the car
When you just can't help yourself...
When you clone yourself
Why cook when we can eat out?