When you have to share
Sometimes you just have to uck yourself on the kitchen floor, amirite?
It’s not the same 🥺😩
They are not the same size...
When you have the house to yourself
It’s not very inconspicuous when it’s hard...
Do twins have the same breasts?
When you have to pause the game
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
“It keeps going in my eye it’s just not the same”
When you cant control yourself
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆