When you have to sneeze and cum at the same time.
It’s not going to spank itself
Sometimes you have to cheer yourself on. Booty clap
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
When they tell you to “Go fuck yourself”
When you have the gym to yourself 🍆
When you have the house to yourself
When you have time to kill on the train
When it’s your birthday but you still have to work! 🙃🍰
It's not going to spank itself
When you have to go
How to have fun by yourself
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
It's no un to spank yourself
