You think you have it bad? Have you seen what your sister has to do to fit in?
When you clone yourself
When you have to share
When you absolutely just have to knock her up
Do you like it when it shakes?
It’s just not the same when i have to do it myself
Milk and corn flakes
When you don’t have a valentin’s date
My dildo will just have to do when I can’t have you
Sometimes you just have to do it yourself! 😈💋
You have to be able to laugh at yourself
When you cant control yourself
When your date steals your shit
