1..2..3
2 VS 1
Why Emo, when you can Slow-Mo with a GoPro?
1 2 3
Why choke the chicken when you can choke the woman?
2 Beats 1
Why cook when we can eat out?
Why lit weights when you can grab and lift these instead?
Why have one cumslut when you could have two?
This is why you have 2 hands
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
1, 2, jiggle
Why unbutton ... When you can rip it off 😱😱
Why get undressed alone when you can striptease or the Internet?
