When You Are Bored In The Quarantine But You Have Holes To Play With!
When you hate it but have a job to do.
When your friends are over but you have nudes to send
When you tell her to only deepthroat
You can fit her in your pocket
When you have two large boys but only one hole
Why are you still dating your girlfriend when you have your aunt?
When you just want some floppy nuts in your mouth
You deserve a pay rise
When you have a fatty 😇
When You Tell Him You Want to Watch, But You Regret Your Decision When You See How Much Harder He Fucks
When you don't have your toys with you but you are horny af! 😈
Mid-morning boners: a blessing/curse. When you want to get stuff done, but you also have to whip out your dick.
When you need to masturbate, but you don't want to wake her up
