this is why I can't run in public
This is why i love bunny girl
This is why I don't wear thongs
so this is why my Uber is late!
This is why she's always 'out with the girls'
I always anticipate that late night text
This is why I go commando 😈
This is why I work out
This is why fake everything is better.
This why I love asians
This Is Why I Will Always Be A Ass-Man.
Why am I always so fucking horny?!?
This is why I love this woman
This is why she sleeps around
