no boyfriend to send nudes to so i guess ill post them here
When you locked your Ex outside to get that good Dick
When you gotta get that selfie...
When your boyfriend picks out your outfit...
you need to listen to your older sister
You need to have your ass stretched
When your sister really want to spoil you
WHEN YOU SELL YOUR WIFE TO PAY YOUR DEBTS
When You Really Need To Close That Deal
When you invite that "weird friend" to your house
You'll need to submit your order form when you turn in your graduate application.
That moment when you are just about to shoot your thick load..
Do you need somewhere to hang your towel?
When you need to sell your sisters girl scout cookies
