Who needs cookies when you can eat this?
Who needs football when you can watch this instead?
Why get undressed alone when you can striptease or the Internet?
Why clean when I can do this?
why cum anywhere else when you can cum on feet !
you take what you can get
When you get caught
You can do whatever you want!
Can you tell why this is my “get over here and fuck me” dress?
why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom instead
Why take off one stain when you can take everything off?
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
Why take 1 when you can have these two
Why lit weights when you can grab and lift these instead?
