My dick is bigger than your girlfriends
That cock is bigger than she is
Bigger than Her Boyfriend
Your girlfriend knows your housemate is 3x bigger than you
Thicker than your average
His cock is bigger than her husband's
Your roommate is really friendly
"it's not cheating if he's bigger than my boyfriend"
When your girlfriend has a thicker cock than you do
Hotter than your neighbor
Married women are listening to Mother Nature more than ever.
No gift is greater than your hot cousins!
This is your fault
