You were going to find out your girlfriend was a cheating slut eventually!
When you run out of lube.
When you just want to wash your hands because of Corona and you find this ...
When you find out your birthday is the same day you were born
Cumfart assistance guarantees entry to sex heaven when you die
where you going?!!!
When you run out of lube
When you cant find the stop button
Dude goes to Walmart and... Well I'll just let you find out
I guess I'll have to strip for you to find out
You gotta find things to do when the internet is out.
When you pull it out
When your bullies find out you have two mommies
Last thing you see before you die
