When you find out your hung friend isnt as straight as he lets on
You’re missing out...
don’t care if you’re younger; as long as you’re bigger and taller than me, you’re my daddy 🥰🤗
Sometimes the urge to flash hits you when you’re alone in your bed, sometimes it hits you when you’re walking your dog in front of your apartment complex. ¯\__/¯
You’re welcome for the view
Anal isn’t hard i you’re a slut
You’re thinking of all the un you’d have with me 😈
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly 🍯
As if one of these two isn’t enough
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly 🍮
Can’t play terraria when you’re as horny as this
If you’re here for the dogs, you’re welcome
Are You Sure You’re Straight?
I am the droid you’re looking for.