missing her father
She knew you had to work so she didn’t even bother inviting you to the party.
She’s always showing her ass.
What’s your avorite spread?
She said "Enjoy your cum loser"
She didn’t lie when she said she went out with the girls... she lied when she said they brought her home.
What’s Your Fantasy?
Your girlfriend said she was going to get closure from her ex.
Why did she bother open her mouth?
What’s your favorite part?
She’s always been messy
Your wife always succeeds at anything she sets her mind to
Didn’t even bother taking her shoe off
