19 im the girl your mom warned you about...sc: analisesomee
"What the fuck?! Are you serious? You could have warned me! You came in my mouth!!"
I warned you - she's a squirter!
How I Met Your Mother.
Your mother and sisters after finding out your bully put you and your dad in the hospital.. again.
How I Fucked Your Mother - Ashley Adams
Good lord, you could have warned me!
Relax, honey. If your mother can take it, so can you.
Your mother is nothing more than my fuck toy
Happy Mother’s Day you Mother fuckers
"You ready to be a single mother!?"
Mother nature
“And that kids, was how I met your Mother”
Good lord, Alexandra, you could have warned me!
