This is why guys always want the remote
This is why your room is so messy
I want to worship this dick
This is why safewords exist
This is why we got married.
This is why I don't free ball. Or maybe it's why I should?
This is why ball stretching is awesome
This is why I can't wear nice things
This is why I can’t go commando.
This is why I sort by new
This is why I never pass up the "nerdy" types.
This is Booty Meat
This is why I don’t wear padding 🥵
This is why I love her
