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Tinder Schoolgirl doesn´t Stop moaning
Compliments of the House: when a cunt tries to stiff you on a drinks bill Civilisation LLP would remind you that the Natural Order not just allows but actively encourages you to show her the error of her ways...
Retraining the FRA: After Dinner Entertainment. Watch as Civilisation LLP put the fully trained cunt to work pleasing our posh party guests
Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut
Party Hard: Whenever a cunt talks about throwing a party Civilisation LLP advises all men to attend... even if you're not invited. The cunt will be a warm and satisfying host... even if she doesn't want to be.
Civilisation LLP presents The First Annual Cunt Awards
A Brief History of Cunt. Civilisation LLP urges you all to heed the lessons of the past; fight the Natural Order and be fucked under the Natural Order.
Was it cruel of me to send this to my ex to remind him of the beautiful cunt he's missing?
Breaking the Messenger. When having to give bad news to a client Civilisation LLP recommends sending a well trained cunt to do it; the client will be in a much more productive frame of mind when he's through with her...
Trained to Please
Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut
Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut