Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Thick Like Oatmeal.
Anyone else’s thicker than their arm?
Some days are thicker than others
Thicker than a Snicker
Thicker than most
Thicker than gas station clerk's accent
Thicker than I thought
For fans of a thicker load
Thicker than you thought
Evening Bowl
Thicker than most
Back And Thicker Than Ever
Thicker than all but the thickest of oatmeals