Straight as an arrow
As big as her head
As hard as a rock
As Pale as a Ghost
As
Me as an elf. 😜
as
She gives him a mean smirk as he blows his load
As Pretty As A Picture
Katie Thornton as an obedient pet
As an apology
Cute as a button and as natural as a tea leaf
I mean, as long as I'm out here... i might as well waggle....
A tale as old as time