Your girlfriend got horny while you were out of town so she called over a friend she had been sexting...
Always stay sober when you go out with your girlfriend
When you Got Aces
When she sucks your soul out of you
She was so tight when you first got married...
When you got dick to drop off
How do you hang out with your friends?
When you got back from the bathroom your best friend and girlfriend were gone.
She got some cakes
Showing you all she got
Oh no, she got stuck!
When you hate cum, but you got bills to pay.
When your wife tells you "i'm going out with some friends tonight" usually means this
When she's out with her friends V when she comes home to you...
