I can think of some activities to help “pass the time”
"did I Pass?"
She's been watching a lot of "TV" lately
Did you miss me? I did.
Been a bad boy lately...
I've been told I cum a lot
A bit of satin fun to pass the time
Been sick for a couple weeks but I found a good way to pass the time in bed
I produced a lot of cum.
Your wife has been "going out with her friends" a lot lately
Been getting a lot of hate cus of my curve lately.
Your aunt has been visting you a lot lately.
Your girlfriend has been spending a lot of time at the gym recently...