Why unbutton when you can
Can you handle two?
Why raid area 51 when you can clap these cheeks instead?
Why Emo, when you can Slow-Mo with a GoPro?
Why clap with your hands when you can do this?
Can I kiss you like that?😩
When drunk, kiss.
Why only cum to one bimbo if u can have two?
Why choke the chicken when you can choke the woman?
Why get undressed alone when you can striptease or the Internet?
Why use one hole when you got two.
why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom instead
Why take 1 when you can have these two
why cum anywhere else when you can cum on feet !