Christmas came early.
When you accidentally fall on the dick
On the massage table
She came in expecting a massage
Accidentally peeing on her jeans leg
Accidentally came all over my phone 🙄
Early
Sister came on camera.
I'm up early and on :)
My roommate came home a little early
She came home too early
Christmas came early.. and so did I ;)
Christmas came early and maybe I did too...
Came on his dick
