When Mom was broke and desperately needed the car fixing my bully offered his services for free
Wake up babe wake up
up down up down up
Look Up
Up, down, up
Mom offered my bully a free massage to leave me alone, but it escalated from there
Up Down, Up Down
Up
The girl on campus offered you a ride...
Face Up - Fuck Up
Up, down, up, down!
The last thing that she remembers was getting offered a free drink
He offered my husband the other hole. Such a polite date.
- Julia - I Offered My Young And Busty Mother-In-Law To My Classmate