When You Tell Him You Want to Watch, But You Regret Your Decision When You See How Much Harder He Fucks
When you and your girl friends have not had dick for a while
You deserve a pay rise
She knows you need your job
Late on her taxes!
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
Shut up and pay your taxes
You can always tell when they’re real
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
When your bullies find out you have two mommies
When you tell her your last GF said you were her biggest ever
When your dad is coming and you have to hide with your sisters
You know you're doing a good job when her legs shake
When you have a clit, you have to take pleasure from your pussy...