When your dad whispers a dirty joke in your ear so your mum doesn't overhear
When your BF treats you like a dog
What happens when you buddy takes over
You can always tell when they’re real
18 getting myself ready for you and your buddy
If you have one of these between your legs, monogamy is a sad joke.
When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't blow out
When your study buddy is deaf and blind...
I’ll let you all make the joke
You Tell Me
You'll breathe when I tell you to breathe
You leave when I tell you to
Your wife has a new fuck buddy.
